Chapter 3, foolish child

Indeed, after being cleaned up, this little beggar truly resembles a beautiful girl. With a heart-shaped face, large eyes, and thin lips, her long, curved eyelashes and upturned nose suggest that she will undoubtedly grow into a genuine goddess like Bai Fei. However, she is quite foolish, and it is truly a miracle of life that she has managed to survive until now

After speaking, Ding Chui first instructed him not to move, then helped him clean up the glass shards on the ground. Next, he turned on the faucet, adjusted the water temperature, and pointed with his hand, saying: "Undress!"

After a flurry of commotion, the ham sausage, bouncing and jumping, stumbled into the bathroom, and upon seeing the little beggar, it was taken aback.

Is this nonsense? If you want to show off, just go ahead and do it, and let me know when you're done

What? The hammer followed the direction pointed by the sausage and looked over: "It's just a little flower, what's wrong?"

How did you know this

The notion that a sausage can speak is, in fact, quite unacceptable to people. Once the matter is exposed, it is inevitable that the sausage will be taken for research. Given its nature, if it does not reveal the truth, that would indeed be suspicious. At that point, not only would it be unable to return home, but it might never see the light of day again. Just the thought of being taken for dissection sends shivers down its spine. Given its nature, if it does not reveal the truth, that would indeed be suspicious. At that point, not only would it be unable to return home, but it might never see the light of day again. Just the thought of being taken for dissection sends shivers down its spine.

The punishment of dogmatism

How foolish you are! Ding Chui scolded with hands on hips, saying: "Can't you even handle such a small matter?"

Ding Chui shouted a curse and stood up from the bed, rushing to the bathroom door. Indeed, he found the little beggar standing in the bathroom with a bewildered expression, the floor covered with shattered pieces of mouthwash cups and a mirror that had also been smashed to pieces.

The little beggar looked up at him, his eyes filled with confusion: "Wash!"

"Alright." The ham sausage rested its paw on its own face: "She will leak information."

So what will you do? Are you really going to turn her into a bun?

Of course it is unreasonable ... ... wait! Are you saying ... ... "With a twist of her eyes, she said: 'Which wealthy family did this young lady come from? Then we can use her to exchange for a bounty, right? How much we say goes, doesn't it?'"

"Foolish?" The little beggar tilted his head and looked at him with a grin, repeating his words: "Foolish... foolish..."

"Bathing?" The little beggar tilted his head, looking at the hammer with an innocent expression, and spoke in broken sentences, saying: "Wash?"

After much effort, I finally helped this guy finish his bath. Ding Chui came out all wet, and the little beggar had also put on a large coat belonging to Ding Chui. He was not wearing anything underneath, but this one coat was already long enough to cover his knees, so it didn't really matter whether he wore pants or not

Ding Chui glanced at it and flicked the ash from his cigarette: "You run for a while longer, I will think of a way."

Cat! Cat! The little beggar is still grinning and pointing at the sausage: "It can talk!"

Bun, bun! The little beggar is clearly fast asleep, yet upon hearing the word "bun," he would even stretch out his arms and wave in his dreams

Ding Chui helplessly picked up a bag of buns and handed it to the little beggar, then turned around: "After you finish eating, I will find you a pair of pants, and then you can go wherever you need to go."

The ham sausage let out a helpless sigh in the blanket, laboriously stretching its head to speak to the fixed hammer: "Although I do not know what this represents, one thing is clear: she is definitely not a beggar. As for the ransom, I advise you not to have too many thoughts about it, because if you commit a crime, it is very likely to implicate me"

You! Stop pointing at the bathroom: "Go take a shower first!"

It must be said that Dingchui's discernment is truly remarkable; this little beggar is definitely not an idiot. As long as Dingchui has taught him something once, he can immediately complete it very well on his own

Do you know what this flower represents

Indeed, this little beggar is a girl! Why is she a girl? Because she does not have a penis

After a short while, Ding Chui spoke again: "Hurry up and take a shower!"

How do you suggest we deliver it

"Buns! Buns!" Upon hearing the word "buns," the little beggar immediately began to dance with joy, then pointed at his own stomach and exclaimed, "Hungry!"

The little beggar stood over there, shouting that he was hungry while imitating the bathing movements that the hammer had just taught him. It seemed that he was learning with great seriousness.

Nodding decisively: "There is absolutely no problem!"

Hey! Don't think about it! The sausage is almost crying: "I don't want to be caught by him, he's so dirty!"

The decision was made, and it was about to collapse in an instant. Holding a sausage, I walked out, but just as I reached the door, a little beggar, bare-bottomed, chased after me, his eyes filled with questions: "Wash?"

He spoke heavily, but when he turned around, he found that this guy not only had finished all the buns but had also burrowed into his own blanket, with only a pair of eyes peeking out, looking at Ding Chui with a smile, like a little cat. And the books.

However, when he completely took off his pants, Ding Chui stood there in shock, unable to react for a long time. It was not until the little beggar, grinning, grabbed the corner of his clothes and shouted "Take it off!" that Ding Chui exclaimed, "Ham sausage! Come quickly!"

The ham sausage thought for a moment, its eyes rolling around a few times: "Let's go find that guy downstairs! He has a car!"

"How dirty... hmm..." Dingchui stroked his chin, slapped his thigh, and shouted loudly: "Stop!"

How about we quietly send her away

"The key issue is, how do you plan to deal with her? I don't think she is likely to leak our secrets," said Ham Sausage confidently. "So you need to come up with a way to handle it."

The hammer indeed caught the little beggar, but after bringing the little beggar into the room, he found himself in a dilemma

"The little girl is not a girl! Your grandmother!" Dingchui pushed the little beggar under the shower, helping her bathe while saying, "What sin have I committed!"

Hello! Have you come up with a solution? The body of the sausage, being quite overweight, really cannot withstand such turmoil. As it rolled and crawled out from under the bed to escape into the gap at the bottom of the cabinet, it gasped and asked, "I can hardly hold on any longer"

"How do I know where to go? Just don't stay here." Ding Chui felt an urge to scratch the wall and said, "Don't follow me; you can go wherever you want!"

Ding Chui furrowed his brows, about to lose his temper, when Ham Sausage suddenly jumped up and said sternly: "Look at her arm!"

"She is still just a little girl, not even developed yet, what are you afraid of?" Ham sausage disdainfully said while squatting on the sink, "You are still so useless with your books."

"Look at his eyes," Ding Chui pointed at the little beggar's eyes. "People with IQ issues definitely don't have such bright eyes. This is an experience I have summarized from my long years of social practice."

Ding Chui took a deep breath and murmured, "Damn it, it's just my ancestor from a past life coming to collect debts!"

"It's a girl!" The ham sausage once again made all the hair on her body stand on end: "It's a girl! Ahhhhhhh!"

Don't shout at me like an idiot! This guy has really frustrated me: "Hurry up and take a shower; once you're clean, I'll turn you into a bun."

What the hell!

Is this something that cannot be shaken off?

The sausage said seriously: "Do you think it is reasonable for a beggar to have such exquisite tattoos?"

Ding Chui saw his foolish expression and exclaimed, covering his face with his hand. Then he stood up and began to gesture as if taking a shower: "Taking a shower! It means using water to wash away the dirt on your body, otherwise, I will turn you into a bun!"

The little beggar sat on the bed, shaking the arm of the weight with both hands, constantly crying out in hunger, his face filled with a look of longing.

Ding Chui was taken aback and shook his head frantically: "I would rather die than chat with that guy. Not only is he scruffy, but he's also a pervert; you can tell just by looking at his eyes!"

Acting decisively, he realized that this fellow was clueless. He rolled up his sleeves, enduring the foul odor emanating from the little beggar's clothes, and then took off the beggar's upper garment. He quickly tossed the stinking clothes into the trash can and pointed at the little beggar's pants, saying: "Take off your pants yourself"

The ham sausage shouted, and www.hetushucomcom leaped up, wanting to scratch the hammer. However, just as he jumped up, a delicate little hand grabbed him directly from mid-air and forcefully stuffed him into the quilt. Then, the little beggar cheerfully muttered to himself: "Kitty, time to sleep!"

The little beggar stopped in response, his bright eyes fixed on the hammer, making a sound of "yi" without the slightest fear of the hammer's fierce appearance

Escape

The ham sausage finally managed to catch a moment of ease, panting as it bounced over to the hammer, and seriously said to him: "His intelligence quotient might be problematic"

I haven't complained about you, this talking cat, being a burden to me. Why do you still think I'm a burden to you?" Dingchui spat at the sausage and said, "So what do you suggest we do now?"

"Where to?" The little beggar foolishly repeated the words of the hammer: "Where to, where to..."

The little beggar glanced at the fixed hammer, turned his head to look at the bathroom, and then obediently walked inside. However, shortly after he entered, a series of chaotic ping-pong sounds emerged from within, along with the sound of something breaking.

In fact, sending him to beat up a child would certainly not be a problem. However, if he were truly to turn this little beggar into a bun, he would find himself in a dilemma. The only thing he can do now is sit on the edge of the bed smoking, watching the little beggar happily chase after sausages around the room

Alright..." Ding Chui spread his hands, his face full of helplessness: "Just go find that pervert downstairs."

Ding Chui was truly on the verge of tears, forcing himself to push her into the bathroom, he bitterly smiled and said: "This is the first time in my life I am giving a woman a bath, and my lifelong reputation is just gone like this"

The hammer kicked open the sausage: "Shut your grandmother's leg! Be quiet!"